Online retailer ShopJeen.com is looking to revamp its website. The company’s shoppers come to the site for ahead-of-the-curve streetwear, quirky novelty items and more.

Here are a couple descriptions I suggested to the company, along with photos of the items each blurb pertains to:

For far too long, the ladies down at the BINGO hall have been keeping funky, flashy headwear all to themselves.  Fortunately for us, DimePiece has designed a cap for the fashion-forward: a unisex five-panel cap in an electrifying shade of zodiac blue. Embroidered with the “DimePiece” logo, the adjustable leather back strap makes this crown a perfect 10.

http://www.shopjeen.com/best-sellers/5-panel-zodiac-blue-adjustable-hat.html

Ever hear the old pick-up line “Do you shop in outer-space? — Because, baby, that sweater is out of this world”? If not, it’s time to start living. Not only is this pink galaxy number a great conversation-starter, but it also features far-out detail and the best unisex cut this side of Uranus. 

http://www.shopjeen.com/apparel/sweaters/gorilla-sweater-10282.html

Copywriting for hat retailer Crowns by Medellin Art Company (Under Construction)
Copy reads: “If “Three-peat” means anything to you, then A) you know why ‘93 was a good year, and B) you wouldn’t mind wearing a reminder. If you’re too young to remember, don’t worry — this vintage Mitchell & Ness Chicago Bulls crown is something Derrick Rose would approve of.”

Copywriting for hat retailer Crowns by Medellin Art Company (Under Construction)

Copy reads: “If “Three-peat” means anything to you, then A) you know why ‘93 was a good year, and B) you wouldn’t mind wearing a reminder. If you’re too young to remember, don’t worry — this vintage Mitchell & Ness Chicago Bulls crown is something Derrick Rose would approve of.”

Lil Wayne, “I Am Not a Human Being II” (Cash Money/Young Money/Universal Republic)
Lil Wayne’s “I Am Not a Human Being II” album opens with a familiar sound — someone’s flicking a lighter. It’s Weezy’s sonic signature, a long-running nod to the weed, women, booze and bravado that has shaped so many of his musical releases, including his latest.
Now on his 10th album, singles like “No Worries” and the Mike WiLL Made It-produced “(Expletives) Love Me” suggest that Wayne’s priorities haven’t changed. Luckily for fans, he covers familiar territory with fresh, tweet-worthy punchlines. But if you’re looking for storytelling, look elsewhere. Wayne’s expertise is in lyrical zingers.
He unleashes a dazzling array on the 2 Chainz-assisted “Rich as (Expletive),” which features a standout, swaggering beat from producer T-Minus. “AK on my night stand, right next to that Bible/But I swear with these 50 shots, I’ll shoot it out with 5-0/Pockets gettin’ too fat, no Weight Watchers, no lipo,” Wayne raps.
His performance on the song may very well convince on-the-fence fans that the YMCMB captain still has passion for his craft. He’s entertaining on “Trippy,” one of two tracks produced by Juicy J and Crazy Mike. “I got high, and fell asleep loaded/I woke up and got high again/OK, I’m reloaded,” Wayne raps, making no apologies for his recreational activities.
He’s a sinister presence over the equally sinister beat of the production duo’s “Trigger Finger,” and seems to laugh about his 2010 eight-month jail stint on “Gunwalk” featuring Gudda Gudda.
The songs are reminders of a more focused Wayne — a version of the rapper that seems to be absent from tracks like “Curtains,” where he phones in lines like “I’m getting cake like I’m Jewish/my (expletive) Drake, he Jewish.” He rages through the heavy metal-influenced “Hello,” but crossing genres doesn’t change the same tired content. And while the hook on “God Bless Amerika” promises a more thoughtful Wayne, his verses don’t measure up — a disappointment considering his still-revered status as the best rapper in the game.
Overall, Wayne meets expectations for Wayne these days — not saying much (of substance), but giving listeners plenty to talk about.
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Lil Wayne, “I Am Not a Human Being II” (Cash Money/Young Money/Universal Republic)

Lil Wayne’s “I Am Not a Human Being II” album opens with a familiar sound — someone’s flicking a lighter. It’s Weezy’s sonic signature, a long-running nod to the weed, women, booze and bravado that has shaped so many of his musical releases, including his latest.

Now on his 10th album, singles like “No Worries” and the Mike WiLL Made It-produced “(Expletives) Love Me” suggest that Wayne’s priorities haven’t changed. Luckily for fans, he covers familiar territory with fresh, tweet-worthy punchlines. But if you’re looking for storytelling, look elsewhere. Wayne’s expertise is in lyrical zingers.

He unleashes a dazzling array on the 2 Chainz-assisted “Rich as (Expletive),” which features a standout, swaggering beat from producer T-Minus. “AK on my night stand, right next to that Bible/But I swear with these 50 shots, I’ll shoot it out with 5-0/Pockets gettin’ too fat, no Weight Watchers, no lipo,” Wayne raps.

His performance on the song may very well convince on-the-fence fans that the YMCMB captain still has passion for his craft. He’s entertaining on “Trippy,” one of two tracks produced by Juicy J and Crazy Mike. “I got high, and fell asleep loaded/I woke up and got high again/OK, I’m reloaded,” Wayne raps, making no apologies for his recreational activities.

He’s a sinister presence over the equally sinister beat of the production duo’s “Trigger Finger,” and seems to laugh about his 2010 eight-month jail stint on “Gunwalk” featuring Gudda Gudda.

The songs are reminders of a more focused Wayne — a version of the rapper that seems to be absent from tracks like “Curtains,” where he phones in lines like “I’m getting cake like I’m Jewish/my (expletive) Drake, he Jewish.” He rages through the heavy metal-influenced “Hello,” but crossing genres doesn’t change the same tired content. And while the hook on “God Bless Amerika” promises a more thoughtful Wayne, his verses don’t measure up — a disappointment considering his still-revered status as the best rapper in the game.

Overall, Wayne meets expectations for Wayne these days — not saying much (of substance), but giving listeners plenty to talk about.

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Follow Melanie J. Sims on Twitter athttps://twitter.com/MelanieJoySims

Something is missing from today’s R&B, and Keith Sweat tells ABC News Radio that the same thing is missing from today’s relationships, too.  “There’s no romance,” says Sweat, who has been traveling the country promoting his new book Make It Last Forever: The Dos and Don’ts.

Lianne La Havas Goes from John Legend Fan to His Special GuestRead On ABC News Radio: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/music-news/2012/8/20/lianne-la-havas-goes-from-john-legend-fan-to-his-special-gue.html#ixzz26JPiaLQT
Lianne La Havas Notches Another Celeb Encounter in NYCRead On ABC News Radio: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/music-news/2012/9/12/lianne-la-havas-notches-another-celeb-encounter-in-nyc.html#ixzz26JQ0BXWW
Beanie Sigel Shares His Pre-Prison Plan in Interview Before His Unexpected ArrestRead On ABC News Radio: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/music-news/2012/9/4/beanie-sigel-shares-his-pre-prison-plan-in-interview-before.html#ixzz26JNd6Nwg

Beanie Sigel Shares His Pre-Prison Plan in Interview Before His Unexpected Arrest

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B.o.B Talks About Going Crazy With Nicki MinajRead On ABC News Radio: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/music-news/2012/8/27/bob-talks-about-going-crazy-with-nicki-minaj.html#ixzz26JMtR1a1
Bei Maejor Defines Real Hip-Hop; Talks Waka Flocka, Nicki MinajRead On ABC News Radio: http://abcnewsradioonline.com/music-news/2012/7/10/bei-maejor-defines-real-hip-hop-talks-waka-flocka-nicki-mina.html#ixzz26JMPYOCV

Bei Maejor Defines Real Hip-Hop; Talks Waka Flocka, Nicki Minaj

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Emeli Sande Says Working With Alicia Keys Was a “Dream Come True”
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Emeli Sande Says Working With Alicia Keys Was a “Dream Come True”

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